On a recent hike this jabber jaw was filled with superlatives.
I am the fastest hiker.
This is the biggest rock.
I am the strongest person.
I can carry this rock all day long.
It is not too heavy.
I bet we will see the fastest animal in the world on this hike.
...to which the reasonable older brother replies "The fastest animal in the world lives on the grasslands of Africa. We are certainly not going to see a cheetah on this hike"
And then we continued our rockhounding hobby with a stop at Obsidian Tank.
